Saturday, 14 January 2017

SCD Day 1

Don't think I've eaten eggs and bacon without tomato sauce since I was a baby. Had the pepper and salsa on standby, but made an amazing discovery. Eggs taste amazing. And bacon does too.

Saturday, 24 December 2016

Here's a song for you

Happy Christmas!

mp3  lyrics doc or pdf



Tuesday, 29 November 2016

From The Archives

A footballing pastor called Painter,
Recorded the scriptures to train ter,
Scoring goal after goal,
From Judges to Joel,
Till the sound of his walkman got fainter.

Saturday, 19 November 2016

Kick Ass

"Matt, listen to me. I kick ass at Silent Night"

- 9 yr old pupil.

Thursday, 1 September 2016

The Fass Ben Da Furious

Slow West felt 'wrong'. Off-kilter (Kilt=Scottish geddit?).

Like the director of Babe tried to make a Tarantino film.