Tuesday, 29 November 2016

From The Archives

A footballing pastor called Painter,
Recorded the scriptures to train ter,
Scoring goal after goal,
From Judges to Joel,
Till the sound of his walkman got fainter.

Saturday, 19 November 2016

Kick Ass


"Matt, listen to me. I kick ass at Silent Night"

- 9 yr old pupil.

Thursday, 1 September 2016

The Fass Ben Da Furious


Slow West felt 'wrong'. Off-kilter (Kilt=Scottish geddit?).

Like the director of Babe tried to make a Tarantino film.

Friday, 29 July 2016

Board In School


"Our guitar teacher is the best from everyone"